Meet Meier Lady

Meier Lady is one of Lauren's new friends at U. of I. She lives with Lauren's friends Mark and Wade. Kind of odd for such an old lady to live with two young men. Go Meier Lady! She's a little quiet but seems to get along with everyone. It doesn't seem to bother anyone that she occasionally dresses up as washed up celebrities like Val Kilmer. Whatever turns you on I guess.

I did survive my first Mom's Weekend at U. of I. It wasn't easy, I won't lie. They tried in vain to take me down. Don't they know the experience I have and the conditioning I have gone through? Silly college kids. After a long night of partying on Friday I felt the overwhelming urge to regress to my younger days and proudly displayed my "dead soldiers" along with those from wars gone by. Long live the Rolling Rock Army!

It was sad that some of the kid's moms didn't show for Mom's Weekend. Lauren was fortunate to have not only me but Karla as well. And so she lent Karla out to anyone who needed a mom and Karla happily obliged.

Crazy shit goes on in college. Crazy shit that I cannot post. Crazy shit that you would not want a future employer to see if your name was Googled. Need I say more?

Happy Birthday to my big (and I mean this literally) brother Michael!