You Can't Make This Shit Up

Demolition on our existing deck began this morning. It is taking no time at all for three men to tear our deck to pieces. I took Ozzy out back to take a look at the process and snap a few pictures. As we are walking back to the house along the 30 year old spruce trees that line our property, Ozzy stops to do his business. I turn and look only to discover that he is peeing on one of the worker's sweatshirt! I'm not one to ever act sheepishly but I called out to the guys and asked whose shirt it was. When the one replied that it was his I told him what just happened. Of course everyone got a huge laugh out of it. Then the other guy said the dog peed on his shirt because he's a Sox fan. I can't argue with that. Said sweatshirt is currently in the washing machine.