Still Safe

For every wooded acre of land there are supposed to be 3 million cicadas. That would be 9 million in my yard alone. We have yet to see a single cicada in the HG. There have been news reports of the cicadas emerging in suburbs north of us; Northbrook, Waukegan and Elmhurst. People are having cicada parties that include a variety of cicada fare; cicada pie, cicada kabobs, fried cicadas, etc. Who are the crazy bastards that are eating this shit?! Each morning Lauren and I send Rick out to walk Ozzy and give us the "cicada report." Neither Lauren nor I are leaving the house when and if they ever do arrive. (Women in my family have serious issues with bugs. Far too serious, I'm afraid, to analyze on the blog.)

Now that I have blogged about it I'm sure we will be invaded any second.