What a weekend. We all had a great time in spite of all the obstacles. The first obstacle came before we even left my house. The car was all packed, Colleen and Karla waiting in the car. I opened my car door and heard a big POP. I closed the door to investigate and, lo and behold, the bottom panel of my car door fell off! That's right. Fell right the fuck off. K-Ho to the rescue with the double sided carpet tape and scissors and we're off. (That carpet tape worked the entire trip there and back.) We arrived safely at the lake house only to find that the boat lift isn't working. Turns out it was the outlet on the dock that wasn't working. After a short trip to the "Do It Best" hardware store in Cadiz for a heavy duty extension cord to run up to the house, the boat was afloat and we were off to the beach. The rest of the weekend was uneventful for the most part. However, we did learn a few things.- We never have anything good to eat or drink
- Mikey must always wear her PFD near the water
- We will never have "Girl's Weekend 2007" t-shirts, or the like
- We are all willing to take one for the team unless it involves John L
- Always have Pepsid on hand
- Nobody beats Mikey on garbage patrol
- Nobody beats Col at A Dub
- K-Ho is an awesome bartender
- We all love the word "CRAP"
- None of us know anyone with the names Paprika or Coriander
- Kentuckians seem to like Eminem, no matter how loud we blast it
Girl's weekend in New Mexico next year. I'm off to rehab. The Ingalls bus should be here momentarily.
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One additional thing we learned is that Michelle does a GREAT happy dance!
And the remaining episodes of "A-Watch" have been cancelled for the season.
Because nobody thinks we're as funny as we think we are!
CAUTION, Girl's weekend side effects: Walking around the house giggling about all the things we think are funny that nobody else does. I need to be admitted to ASAP.
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