Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Top 10 Reasons I Watch Very Little TV

10. Oprah - way too full of herself
9. Allison Rosati, NBC5 Chicago 10 o'clock news anchor - this woman is too happy to read the news.
8. Oprah - I'll choose the books I read, thank you.
7. Dr. Phil - Are you serious? I could be Dr. Phil.
6. Oprah - I'll choose the charities I donate to, thank you.
5. The View - Plenty of views of my own to contemplate, thank you.
4. Oprah - Can her big ass be any more touched up on the cover of that ridiculous magazine?
3. Reality TV - I have plenty of my own reality to entertain myself for a lifetime.
2. Oprah - Yesterday her guest was Al Gore. Need I say more?
1. Oprah - Try building a school in Chicago, or anywhere in the U.S.

1 comment:

JLA said...

Oh no. no no no. For a woman who doesn't watch Oprah, you sure know a lot about her! LOL